The 17 Most Craziest Things That Donald Trump Has Said

“The only kind of people I want counting my money are little short guys that wear yamakas every day.”

And here’s Donald’s follow-up. While everyone assumes he’s talking about Jews here, let’s not overlook the possibility that what Trump really wanted was a team of midget accountants. Excuse me, midget CPA’s. It’s important to use the correct terminology.

”They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.”

Here’s Donald on Mexican immigrants because I guess he needed everyone to know he hates everyone equally. I like how he quickly added the “good people” part. He’s just that sensitive.

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“Well, somebody’s doing the raping, Don. I mean somebody’s doing it. Who’s doing the raping? Who’s doing the raping?”

This was Trump’s response on CNN when he was asked about the “They’re rapists” quote, and, well, I mean, Bill Cosby is just one man, so I guess he’s got a point.

“26,000 unreported sexual assaults in the military. Only 238 convictions. What did these geniuses expect when they put men & women together?”

Oh, so that’s who’s doing all the raping. But seriously, Donald Trump thinks that rape is the inevitable result of men and women being in the same room together.

“It’s like in golf. A lot of people — I don’t want this to sound trivial — but a lot of people are switching to these really long putters, very unattractive. It’s weird. You see these great players with these really long putters, because they can’t sink three-footers anymore. And, I hate it. I am a traditionalist. I have so many fabulous friends who happen to be gay, but I am a traditionalist.”

What the fuck?

“My favorite part [of ‘Pulp Fiction’] is when Sam has his gun out in the diner and he tells the guy to tell his girlfriend to shut up. Tell that bitch to be cool. Say: ‘Bitch be cool.’ I love those lines.”

Man, I can’t wait for the Presidential debates.